the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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