just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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