She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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