Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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