Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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