So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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