Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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