so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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