Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
