my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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