We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Did you just see the Batmobile???
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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