no. you can't hotbox the world.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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