Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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