You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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