I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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