This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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