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Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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