we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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