Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Send help, water and tortillas.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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