my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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