I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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