You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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