Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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