My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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