I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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