I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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