Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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