Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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