She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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