I hate all girls vehemently.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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