Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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