North Korea, Best Korea!
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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