About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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