She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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