I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize
