Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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