Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
