I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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