how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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