She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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