I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
so much tequila, so little girl.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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