I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Mom said you looked used
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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