That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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