FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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