Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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