I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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