Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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