The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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