North Korea, Best Korea!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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