Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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