i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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