How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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